Overheard at the high class liquor store

Clerk 1: Yeah, I always had a bad self esteem thing going on, you know, with my looks.
Clerk 2: So with the chicks or whatever.
Clerk 1: Yeah. My brother always had some incredibly hot girl, he got this string of hotties. I mean, the girls you know, that I was with were always okay looking!
Clerk 2: Sure, like okay girls
Clerk 1: Yeah. But he had trophy after trophy.
Clerk 2: That would be cool.
Clerk 1: Hahaha, yes. Anyway, I never could wear shorts.