Since it’s that magical time of the year again

Every year when I was a kid, after the morning ritual of Christmas presents, I would watch the same bad movie on one of the UHF independent channels. The rest of the TV was full of crap like the all-day christmas carol marathon on PBS or some Jesus movie or a parade, etc, but I always had to watch..

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

It has been brought to my attention that some of you haven’t seen it. Run along and do so, now.

9 thoughts on “Since it’s that magical time of the year again

  1. Isn’t there a part on there where Santa’s talking to or about Jesus? i remember the MST guys saying about that movie “there’s some weird theology going on here”

  2. Seen it. One of my holiday musts. Along with this crazy-ass Mexican movie called “Santa Claus” in which a latino St. Nick battles satan for control of the earth’s children. Swear to god.
    My lifelong friend/nemesis insists the kid in “Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” is Pia Zadora. Could he be lying?

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