Tool catalogs are the height of sublimated sexuality. I got the Amazon/Tool Crib catalog in the mail and was browsing through it without much comprehension (I do not build things). the “stud finder” and the “concrete vibrator” were bad enough, but when I got to the 8″ Freud Dada I chorfed my coffee.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be grinding my joist down or spraying on some Screw Relaxer.
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weren’t Screw Relaxer the opening act for Jerkcity Homunculus?
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Man I saw the both of them open for Moby Grape man. Blew my mind. Of course the mescaline may have had something to do with that…
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When worlds collide…
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I hate you, milkman
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My screw puller is fully extended.
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