Through a glass dorkly

substitute Uncategorized November 26, 2003 1 Minute

Walking out of the office tonight, I saw a TV tuned to what I think was FOX News. It was showing a couple of muppets with the headline banner “HIV MUPPET UPDATE” on it.

Dear Media:

I don’t want to know.

Love,

Substitute

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Published November 26, 2003

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Anonymous says:

November 26, 2003 at 2:46 am

Neil Bush Gets Free Asian Hotel Sex
not exactly unrelated:

President Bush’s younger brother Neil admitted in a divorce court deposition that he previously had sex with several women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago. The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and had sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

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tony_laetrile says:

November 26, 2003 at 5:03 am

South african HIV-infected muppet character, used on Sesame Street because one in X children (where X is an abysmally low number) has HIV in South Africa.

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1. ignatz says:
  
  November 26, 2003 at 7:41 am
  
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  I knew I didn’t want to know. I hate you, milkman tony_laetrile.
  
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shmivejournal says:

November 26, 2003 at 6:39 am

Muppet HIV is primarily transferred by felt-to-felt contact.

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burningskyz says:

November 26, 2003 at 7:48 am

sounds like a scene from Meet the Feebles.

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