So far this week, I have managed to:

1. End a seven-year close friendship on a sour note.

2. Publicly insult someone I’ve known her entire 23-year life, whose family are good friends of mine.

3. Go into talk radio political pitbull asshole mode and gratuitously, inaccurately, and unnecessarily insult someone I respect and care about tremendously.

Let’s add “inability to function in a social setting” to my skills.