This is what happens to you when you go looking for that bad religious movie with Mr. T and Corbin Bernsen in it.

Exhibit 1: PICTURE OF JESUS IN THE CLOUDS

Exhibit 2: THE FREAKIN’ APOCALYPSE FOR KIDS. That’s right, Mr. Fisher. If Bill and I hadn’t been trying to solve the riddle of Hidden Lake, we never would have found out that Old Man Zaftig was the Devil!

Exhibit 3: PRE-WRATH AUDIOCASSETTES!

Exhibit 4: THE CRAPPY MOVIES I WAS ORIGINALLY AFTER!

Exhibit 5: ROCK POCALYPSE!!!

I’m tired now. Folks, the phrase for this is “premillenial postdispensationalism”, and that’s all I’m gonna say about that.

3 thoughts on “This is what happens to you when you go looking for that bad religious movie with Mr. T and Corbin Bernsen in it.

  1. just gave me an idea
    They need to make a controversial big-budget jerry bruckheimer-esque film about the end of the world where the four horsemen of apocalypse just ride around and kill everyone, except for a cast of unwitting heroes, a muslim, a jew, a christian, a hindu, and an atheist.
    ok, i digress, but seriously, there needs to be a good end-of-the-world movie without a “moral” ending. just kill everyone!

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