1. Goat Gouda owns me.
2. My cat insists on moving her food bowl around a bit with a paw before eating. She then puts some food on the floor and eats it before moving on to the full bowl.
3. People who ask you “What’s up?” twice in the same conversation are not listening to you.
4. The teenagers across the street play electric guitar too late into the night with their window open. thank GOD they have pretty good taste in music.
5. We did 5 on Friday.
6. I really like the Chinese eggplants, you know the long light purple ones?
7. Help me. An evil robot from the future is about to become my governor.
8. I forgot what 8 was for.