HOLY JESUS I’M SCREWED oh wait, read the manual

substitute Uncategorized September 25, 2003 1 Minute

Just took blood sugar: 411

Ok, not only am I definitely diabetic, but I’m DEAD. Prepare the coffins and/or insulin pump! I’m screwed! I’m an ex-ignatz!

Oh, wait. Didn’t wash my hands after cooking and eating. Uhhh.

::wash hands::

143.

RTFM, substitute.

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Published September 25, 2003

polycat says:

September 25, 2003 at 9:28 am

i’m gonna start a band called blood sugar 411. we’ll be gothic hip hop.

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tuliphead says:

September 25, 2003 at 10:30 am

DEAR SIRS PLZ DO NOT DIE ALSO $50,000 US WAITING FOR YOU IN NIGERIA NEED YOUR HELP PLZ THANKS

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trinx says:

September 25, 2003 at 8:57 pm

so if you’re still alive,
THAT IS THE MOST EXCELLENTEST ICON EVER.

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