I’M AN HOURGLASS BBW WITH A KILLER SMILE! FRIENDS SAY I’M A “BREATH OF FRESH AIR”. I ENJOY CAMPING, HIKING, AND ALL OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN LIFE THAN A BIG OLD TUMMY GRABBING TEARS IN YOUR EYES LAUGH. I AM LOOKING FOR A CENTERED, ESTABLISHED GUY WITH A LOT TO SHARE. I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY LIFE IN CHRIST WITH SOMEONE. I AM TIRED OF THE BARS AND THE GAMES! I AM A PRINCESS AND I NEED A PRINCE. ARE YOU MY ROMEO? I AM A VERY REAL PERSON. THINGS I ENJOY ARE: ROMANTIC TIME TOGETHER, TRAVEL, AND JUST HANGING OUT AT HOME. IF YOU LOVE SEINFELD AND CHEERIOS AND CLASSIC ROCK U R MY…
ARE YOU MY MATCH?
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It took several re-reads of the first sentence to NOT see “I’m an hourglass BBQ.”
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Wish I were an hourglass. I’m just square – no shape.
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Wow are there many more online dateing cliches in that?
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Hey, this reminds me of the story of a bursting cyst and jucky jeans.
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If I end up partially homeless for a couple months, I am definitely gonna send out some inquiries to online profiles.
“Hi. I like quiet evenings at home too, but unfortunately I am homeless. Can I sleep on your couch for a couple weeks?”
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“Also, I have a bat tattoo on my face.”
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“Hourglass BBW”
What does the TLA mean?
Blond, bouncy, wiggly?
Boobies, butt and wig?
Big bad whopper?
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