HELL IS FOR CHILDREN!!1!

Emo people, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

SUV Drivers, Eric S. Raymond, That Guy in the Second Row
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Libertarians, Greenpeace
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Ralph Nader
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Mormons, Objectivists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists, New Agers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Neoconservatives
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Bill Frist, Skinheads
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell