I had a brain zap! Listen here!

So Senator Thurmond finally collapsed into dust. And we should memorialize the guy, because he’s part of U.S. History. Even though he was evil.

I figure the best way to do this would be to replace the “Meet Mr. Lincoln” audio-animatronic show at Disneyland with a “Meet Senator Strom”. He could talk about states’ rights, the Nigras, and the War of Northern Aggression. He could filibuster until all the brown people left the theatre. He could even tell amusing stories! Like how he traded in his wife for a new one every 20 years, and screwed lots of interns.

I see a need for some sort of petition. After all, the Republicans are really a lot more like him than like Abe these days. It would fit in more with the times.

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