Maypoles a’plenty?

Right, so:

It’s the National Day of Prayer.

It’s Loyalty Day.

It’s International Workers Day.

So today, brothers and sisters, I pray that all of us working people will be loyal to one another. Let’s work hard to support each other, care for each other, watch each other’s backs, and take care to avoid infighting and drama in the work place. And let’s keep our powder dry; this is an employer’s decade, and they’re looking for ways to grind us down a little harder. Solidarnosc!