Looks like Easter falls on Hitler’s birthday this year. What’s a good Nazi mom to do, with two holidays at once and the little ones clamoring for fun?
- Paint the names of nearby nations on eggs before they hide them, so kids can get the fun of the egg hunt and learn about hegemony, too!
- This year, get a solid white chocolate bunny.
- Make a jellybean swastika cake and cut it with an SS dagger! Careful, keep little hands away from sharp things.
- Instead of the boring sunrise service, move into the New Millennium with a rousing hymn to resurrected Norse gods, and then burn some ..foreigners.. in effigy. The kids can help by making a piñata of one of the Mud Races!
Remember: keep it fun, and keep it Pure!