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- A neurologist I met at the coffee house told me there are new bleach-resistant bacteria. Phear.
- Italo Svevo’s Confessions of Zeno is a kick ass novel that you all must read.
- I have moved on from noodles and the history of Scotland to chili and the history of Ireland as my evening occupations.
- This morning my cat put both her paws on my face and said “Woo waa.” I am a stud!
- We have a new show on the network I work at. The hosts are a former Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie model and a surfer from my home town. The ignatz effect is increasing.
- I am failing in at least one important task at work but no-one has noticed.
- A discourse on the failure of marketing and the death of quality should be posted later today.
- Panama hats actually come from Ecuador
- You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
high-impact tiramisu with supercharger for low-end torque
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oh dear
Bleach resistant. >_<
Waaaah. I’m going to have to buy a rubber catsuit and wear it alll over the place soon, just so I don’t get germs. But I’ll have to lose about 30 lbs first so I don’t look dumb. =) Riiight.
Written novel down, will get asap.
Pith pith pith helmets are made of pith, but not pee. =)
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Bucky: Be fair, Mister President. Didn’t we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?
Pres. Muffley: Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn’t insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he’s a psycho.
Bucky: It was an honest mistake, sir.
And is the recommendation of Confessions of Zeno the reason for that particular user icon?
The Ignatz Effect
I seriously think you should come work here in the Homeland Defense industry.
I mean, really. Cast your mind over the possibilities.
Re: The Ignatz Effect
I think you mean work *over* homeland security, knowing him… 🙂
Re: The Ignatz Effect
Maybe he should try working for an actual porn company. It might open up a rip in the fabric of space-porn.