A neurologist I met at the coffee house told me there are new bleach-resistant bacteria. Phear.
Italo Svevo’s Confessions of Zeno is a kick ass novel that you all must read.
I have moved on from noodles and the history of Scotland to chili and the history of Ireland as my evening occupations.
This morning my cat put both her paws on my face and said “Woo waa.” I am a stud!
We have a new show on the network I work at. The hosts are a former Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie model and a surfer from my home town. The ignatz effect is increasing.
I am failing in at least one important task at work but no-one has noticed.
A discourse on the failure of marketing and the death of quality should be posted later today.
5 thoughts on “high-impact tiramisu with supercharger for low-end torque”
oh dear
Bleach resistant. >_<
Waaaah. I’m going to have to buy a rubber catsuit and wear it alll over the place soon, just so I don’t get germs. But I’ll have to lose about 30 lbs first so I don’t look dumb. =) Riiight.
Written novel down, will get asap.
Pith pith pith helmets are made of pith, but not pee. =)
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Bucky: Be fair, Mister President. Didn’t we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?
Pres. Muffley: Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn’t insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he’s a psycho.
Bucky: It was an honest mistake, sir.
oh dear
Bleach resistant. >_<
Waaaah. I’m going to have to buy a rubber catsuit and wear it alll over the place soon, just so I don’t get germs. But I’ll have to lose about 30 lbs first so I don’t look dumb. =) Riiight.
Written novel down, will get asap.
Pith pith pith helmets are made of pith, but not pee. =)
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Bucky: Be fair, Mister President. Didn’t we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?
Pres. Muffley: Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn’t insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he’s a psycho.
Bucky: It was an honest mistake, sir.
And is the recommendation of Confessions of Zeno the reason for that particular user icon?
The Ignatz Effect
I seriously think you should come work here in the Homeland Defense industry.
I mean, really. Cast your mind over the possibilities.
Re: The Ignatz Effect
I think you mean work *over* homeland security, knowing him… 🙂
Re: The Ignatz Effect
Maybe he should try working for an actual porn company. It might open up a rip in the fabric of space-porn.