It’s got a beat and you can dance to it, but the main character seems to have shaved his face off. Can we try that scene again with maybe Kevin Spacey?
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I can’t think right now; you do it.
(insert pretentious film criticism here. Deliver with slightly fake French accent. Be sure to incorporate the words and expressions “ennui”, “man’s inhumanity to man”, “paradigm”. Invoke the names “Fassbinder”, “Neitche”, “Burrows”. End with glum sweeping statement, preferably playing on words from original film.)
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It’s got a beat and you can dance to it, but the main character seems to have shaved his face off. Can we try that scene again with maybe Kevin Spacey?
HONK DENT CLANK KLONK
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Outstanding
You’re the front runner in the “documentary” category.
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Ehh, I dunno
Too cutesy.
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I can’t think right now; you do it.
(insert pretentious film criticism here. Deliver with slightly fake French accent. Be sure to incorporate the words and expressions “ennui”, “man’s inhumanity to man”, “paradigm”. Invoke the names “Fassbinder”, “Neitche”, “Burrows”. End with glum sweeping statement, preferably playing on words from original film.)
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YOU ROCK MY WORLD, SIR.
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Very uplifting. Nice use of repetition.
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