landsend.com has this thing called “virtual model” wherein you put in your height and weight and nose shape and a bunch of other body metrics and it then generates an unearthly, bizarre image of yourself which you can dress up in their clothing.
Fashion goals…
- Accentuate the vertical line of your body.
- Reduce the appearance of volume at all levels
Do’s:
- Choose three button jackets to elongate your silhouette.
- Regular point collars and wide lapels are best.
- Vertical stripes, small prints, and dark solid colours are ideal.
- Stick to supple, light to medium weight fabrics.
Don’ts:
- Avoid horizontal stripes and large pattern prints.
- Stay away from stiff, bulky or heavy weight fabrics.
- Spread or round collars will accentuate your roundness.
- Try to stay away from tops and bottoms in contrasting colours, as this will break the vertical line of your silhouette.
- Don’t wear clothing that is too tight but remember, clothing that’s too baggy adds excess volume.
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it made me look like some weird barbie-like pop star with big hips… what a strange little thingy 🙂
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Get the most out of fashion!
You have a very well proportioned body that allows you to wear almost anything. So go ahead and wear the styles you love!
OKAY BUT I WARN YOU LATEX MAKES ME CHAFE SO
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Reduce the appearance of volume at all levels
i love the way these assholes word things. I should take the virtual model, it will probably tell me to “disguise lack of voluminous curves in chest cavity”
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My GOD it looks JUST LIKE YOU!
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Well playing with the weight is informative. huh.
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Twins!
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I see you’ve been out in the sun a bit (unless this is a Mac gamma versus PC gamma thing).
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you only get so many choices. =)
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Wow, all I got was two pages of Java errors.
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there’s no option for “size of man-breasts”. Funny that.
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Garrison Keeler and a Prarie Home Companion was brought to me by the friendly people at Land’s End. Landsend.com brought me a person with a lot more muscle and build than I really have. Whether I put in my real weight, or back it down slightly to “98lb weakling,” I still seem to have some pretty good muscletone, according to their system. Instead, I built my own:
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