The pork people have problems. I sympathize, somehow. You have to sell fatty meat that many religions call impure and that doctors tell people not to eat. It’s a hard sell. So far, over the years they have tried:
1) “The other white meat.” This resulted in fodder for bad comedians for years.
2) “America’s Cut”. No one got this.
3) “Where there’s Pork, there’s Fire”. Hello?
I wonder if some postmodern grad student types had taken over by #3. Anyway, now they’ve snapped completely. Allow me to present the Post 9/11 Pork Banner:
PORKRIOTISM is the LAST REFUGE of a MARKETER! YOW!!
Be My Blog 
I loved this post so much that i’m going to go straight out tonight and buy a big pork dinner. I’m going to take the flag off my car antenna and tie the pork chop there, to let it fly in the wind.
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That is so good!
You cannot make stuff like that up.
For the record, I love bacon.
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I like to keep a pound of bacon in my wallet so I know for sure why dogs are sniffing my ass.
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yurgh
“Hooray for the Red, [Pork], and Blue!” sounds like an altogether different kind of post 9/11/01 phenomenon.
I feel icky.
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That was one HAMDINGER of a post !
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Is the pork/fire one supposed to be about barbeques or something? I’m so out of touch on the Meaty Issues of the Day.
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what they should have used
[ Pictures of WTC terrorists ]
None of these guys ever ate any pork.
When you’re against pork… you’re against AMERICA
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