speaking of pork..

The pork people have problems. I sympathize, somehow. You have to sell fatty meat that many religions call impure and that doctors tell people not to eat. It’s a hard sell. So far, over the years they have tried:

1) “The other white meat.” This resulted in fodder for bad comedians for years.

2) “America’s Cut”. No one got this.

3) “Where there’s Pork, there’s Fire”. Hello?

I wonder if some postmodern grad student types had taken over by #3. Anyway, now they’ve snapped completely. Allow me to present the Post 9/11 Pork Banner:

PORKRIOTISM is the LAST REFUGE of a MARKETER! YOW!!

7 thoughts on “speaking of pork..

  1. I loved this post so much that i’m going to go straight out tonight and buy a big pork dinner. I’m going to take the flag off my car antenna and tie the pork chop there, to let it fly in the wind.

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