I saw one of those scrolling marquee things at a FAMILY FUN CENTER the other day somewhere out between Fontucky and Barstow.
It read, in sequence:
GOD BLESS AMERICA
HALLOWEEN HAUNT
100 ROOMS
17 GHOSTS
STARRING..
THE RAT LADY!
GOD BLESS AMERICA…
Together we stand. The rat lady too.
Rat Lady!!!
BEWARE THE RAT LADY, SHE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. Well… she might nibble at it a little bit.