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Party Girls at Gatsby’s, or: Avoid a Modeling Career

By substitute on January 14, 2012

Wrong number email and text messages are a joy. I’ve had email addresses with just a first name or simple word and received everything from a detailed thank your for a weekend-o-sex to a nauseating consumer complaint about a yeast infection remedy. Sometimes it’s just Kismet, though. Years ago I got a mistaken invitation to [...]


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Dear Consumer Reports: an Open Letter

By substitute on May 10, 2011

I have trusted Consumer Reports since I was a child for product ratings. Your policy of no advertising and no commercial use has been admirable and useful, and I’ve always been happy to pay for the service. Now your website has a shopping section. The explanatory paragraph says that it’s intended to provide a safe, [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged commerce, consumerism, consumerwhore, failure, villainy | 5 Responses

On Hating Vegetarians

By substitute on April 29, 2011

Many of my friends are vegetarian. To clear up the terminology, I am talking about people who do not eat meat of any kind (not fish or chicken either, folks), but may use other animal products, e.g., eggs or honey. Non-vegetarian friends rarely handle this well. If the subject comes up, at least one person [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged culture, ethics, failure, food, morality, politics, usa, vegetarians | 23 Responses

Happy 4/20 everyone!!!!

By substitute on April 20, 2011


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged failure, godwin, hitler, holidays, marijuana, usa | 15 Responses

News in these here now United States

By substitute on April 19, 2011

At the end of a Monday, this is the top news of a wealthy, well-known Southern California beach resort, population about 90,000. There’s a lot going on in my town. News-type news happens! More than most cities this size. We have a harbor and a large beach. But apparently the Register (and everyone else, really) [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bigbute, erratica, failure, journalism, laissezflaile, news, orangecounty, orangecountyregister, pigurines | 5 Responses

Area Library To Remove Books, Librarians from Library

By substitute on March 25, 2011

I rarely reproduce an article in its entirety, but as would say, the whole thing is a pullquote. I can’t come up to the challenge of annotating or responding. Instead, read: Newport may close Balboa branch, open ‘electronic’ library Instead, part of planned community center would be equipped with computer center, on-demand book orders. NEWPORT [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged atlonglasttheyhavenosenseofdecency, doom, failure, libraries, newport beach, orange county, villainy | 4 Responses

In Defense of Marriage: A Modest Proposal

By substitute on February 28, 2011

It is a fact generally acknowledged that the institution of marriage in the United States is troubled. Editorial writers, television journalists, and politicians are agreed that less people are marrying, less are taking their marriages seriously, more are ending their marriages, and those who end them often have several. The importance and permanence of marriage [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged failure, gay, marriage, politics, sex, taxes, usa | 14 Responses

I SEE ASPHALT: Stanton, CA

By substitute on December 12, 2010

This is the least despairing of my latest suburban despair photo expedition. This time I was in Stanton, which is a small, boring, violent chunk of North Orange County. Stanton evokes for me, because it looks the way Costa Mesa did when I was a child in the 1970s: strip malls, asphalt, and piles of [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beauty, california, failure, flickr, orange county, photography, suburbandecay, suburbandespair | 19 Responses

Detales, detales

By substitute on November 5, 2010

Sign fale at car wash, Costa Mesa, California. Meant only for humorous purposes but came out very Ed Ruscha.


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged costa mesa, failure, signs, typos | 4 Responses

Dept of Amplification and Correction

By substitute on November 2, 2010

In the previous post’s threads, two people I respect pointed out that the Democratic Party, and in particular the current administration, has betrayed the cause of reproductive rights. It’s depressing, but I’m better informed now. That changes neither my vote nor my recommendation. But we have a lot of work to do locally and in [...]


Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged election, failure, politics | 4 Responses

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