14 responses to “Important Bulleted Update”

  1. perich

    senator! senator!

    Gerald Marion, Herald-Clarion. Senator: it’s come to my paper’s attention that several players at the so-called NFL “combine” have no experience whatsoever at harvesting, threshing or cleaning grain crops. Your proposed actions?

  2. jenlight

    Flossing: another liberal lie?

    Darn tootin’

  3. Anonymous

    David Kellerman, Freddie Mac CEO: THIS ADMINISTRATION’S VINCE FOSTER?

  4. taskboy3000

    Finally!

    Leadership! This country’s gone to hell I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE!

  5. dr_strych9

    I love it when you channel Markoff Cheney.

  6. wanderingaengus
    • Shovel-ready enhanced interrogation techniques.
  7. threepunchstuff

    With regards to the bulleted list as a whole, have we explored possible avenues for monetization?

  8. capn_jil

    have we considered crowdsourcing some possible solutions to these issues?

    INQUIRING MINDS.

  9. drieuxster

    but what about…

    The Killer Shoe Laces From Outer Space who have been killing so many innocent ones!!!

    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

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