Uhh… WHAT?

The Bally Total Fatness people have lost their shit and sent me this in email:

You’re invited to watch Bally Total Fitness® featured on the season premiere of The Apprentice, September 22nd, Thursday 9/8c .

Please join us in celebrating this unique event. Your local Bally Club will have TV’s tuned to The Apprentice so that you can enjoy this premiere episode while also getting a great workout. Many clubs will be hosting special viewing parties with activities including in-club events for special prizes featuring a commemorative Apprentice t-shirt giveaway. You will also have the chance to enjoy The Apprentice workout directly after the show or in the following days.

Instead, I’m going to start my Indie Rock Fantasy League.

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Hi honey. This is the longest time I have gone without ever speaking to you over the phone. God I miss you. I wish someone, anyone could make sure you see this and let you know that I still love you and am in love with you and always will be. Your also a great dental hygenist and friend.