I posted this more than a year ago and haven’t written most of them up. The Perry one I have, so a post is linked below. I shall proceed to document them, or at least the ones I can turn into an interesting story.

Ten Things I Have Done That You Probably Haven’t

1. Seen a supersonic airliner crash
2. Been sued by my psychotherapy clinic
3. Got a get-well card from the French absurdist playwright Eugene Ionesco
4. Been a passenger in a WWII-era Grumman Goose flying boat and landed on water
5. Crashed America Online. All of it.
6. Been the subject of a months-long campaign of hate by Jane’s Addiction singer Perry Farrell ( the post )
7. Lived ten years in Los Angeles without a car
8. Had a warrant out for my arrest for jaywalking
9. Fought rats in the dark basement of a Venetian palazzo
10. Seen Charlie Chaplin in person