Today’s Suburban Joy Photo is Westworld Paintball, from the beautiful and talented flickr user mannydiller. The rest of this entry is entirely stolen and in the style of the Exploding Aardvark (please note new varklink).

IBEX ATTACK RUINS GIRL’S BIRTHDAY

MOMMY, MAKE THE RETAIL VEGGIE MASCOTS STOP LOOKING AT ME

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