I GOT EMAIL FROM THE DONALD!!!!

I’m excited to be going back to school. How could someone of my background and aspirations miss the “live educational event of the decade”?

From: info@trumpuniversity.com
Subject: Personal Invitation from Donald Trump
Date: August 23, 2005 12:44:44 PM PDT
Reply-To: info@trumpuniversity.com

I’m writing to invite you to meet me personally, online, at a once-in-a-lifetime event. On September 13th I am launching The Trump Way to Wealth. It will be the live educational event of the decade, and I want you to join me (see link below).

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