I got a headhunter email just now of the shotgun variety which was even more special than these are usually. It’s in the cut, with the response I wish I could send after.
Tag: spam
second spam du jour: CLEAR YOUR SPACE
These people seem like Scientology Junior combined with TM and Faux Feng Shui.
Clear your space – Clear your life!
Can thoughts and feelings affect our environment? According to this new best-selling book, the Do It Yourself Space Clearing Kit, author Christan Hummel says yes! but why does he say that?
Spam du Jour
From: YakForFree
Subject: Unlimited Yak Time With Your Friends
spam subject line
Subject: [SPAM] Kinkade Collectors Demand Nativity First
No, no, no. Creation first, then Fall, then…
A place for hair. BAD hair.
Many thanks to rroseselavyoui for introducing me to the First Annual Myspace Bad Hair Awards.
Spamdexing Sites Produce Dada
While playing with some new google feature do_not_lick showed me just now, that spits out facts about celebrities I typed in “Winona Ryder’s Height” and got this insane machine-generated thing.
You’re welcome!
Another fine bbq of a 419 scammer
This one with a Senatorial twist.
The one true best spam name ever.
We all get spams from nonexistent people with generated names, and they’re funny a lot of the time. But this one broke me for an hour solid. It’s worthy of a comic novel. Today’s mail was from:
Salome St. John
Be My Blog 