I found all kinds of old punks and local nonsense on myspace. Good: stuff about the Cuckoo’s Nest. Bad: an entire myspace group for the Del Taco at Newport & 17th where the straight edge kids brawl.

I won’t even get into the Teen Landmark Forum or the group for the Mormon Temple. I also failed to join various Party Elites, so I won’t be experiencing chill events, happening parties, and hitting the most awesome bars on select nights.