It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
I knew you had a hipster problem and a hippie problem, but this whole post-ironic Partridge Family droogies thing is extreme. It sounds more like one of onda_dog‘s pranks than a news story.
Major points to the cop for dissing these guys and their tiresome attention-whoring: “There’s nothing special about these people. Their behavior is typical of thousands of people in Portland that we have to deal with every day. They’re run-of-the-mill goof balls.” Oh SNAP.
Portlanders and others, bow down to the genius of onda_dog and his career of chaos in .
Now I want to move to Portland just to be part of his “street team”. Good God I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.
vegemitelover just revealed to me that he’s becoming accustomed to breastfeeding in public.
I am nonplussed. I had no idea he was even pregnant, much less that there was a child. As supportive as I am of breastfeeding in the early years, it’s hard to see how he could get enough milk from himself to get any benefit. Has he read up on this? I wonder if he may be trying to fake it with a hidden bottle of some kind. I don’t want to pry, or to appear too critical of alternative lifestyles, but one has to consider the health of the infant, here.
There’s also some business about him doing this with bearded ladies at a computer fair. Is a circus involved? I really don’t understand Portland life.
Hugs,
Conrad
They pegged me as a book-hugging liberal who demands other rootless cosmopolitans, but without huge chunks of money. The results are pretty obvious.
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