Give Joe something for his 85th and our 4th

My friend Joe Bell turns 85 this July 4. Joe’s a great guy, and has been close to our family forever. This is the first time I’ve seen Joe ask for a birthday gift, because he’s got Midwestern values about these things and he’s got all the stuff he’s likely to need from now on. But he did ask for something.

He’d like his country back, please.

It’s the least you can do for an old veteran.