Tag: doom
There is no talent
Years ago, we made fun of Grabow, the beautifully named speakers bureau that can fill your event with Vegasy hell on tap. The comment thread is good.
There’s now an unused blog and some tags, but everything is still as it was, down to the HTML-resized headshots. Hootie is now available, as are Angela Davis, and Sheryl Roush, the “Sparkle-Tude(TM)” Expert.
Carol Channing remains.
The best pages on the site are now the blank ones, found while browsing categories. There is no talent here. Horseman, pass on.
7/4 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Who will deliver me from this butter of death?
Thankfully, our butter dispensing-related failures and attendant sorrows are forever cured.
HYPOTHESIS
An exclamation point added to anything turns it into a musical. Testing begins now. THEOREM!
VIDEO WITHOUT CONTEXT OF THE NOW
VIDEO WITHOUT CONTEXT FOR TODAY
PICTURE WITHOUT CONTEXT FOR TODAY

Happy Kazoo Day from Be My Blog!
In honor of National Kazoo Day, all of us here at Be My Blog are honored to present the finest arrangement ever of Led Zeppelin’s ultra-classic “Whole Lotta Love.” While you may be tempted to bail out from this challenging yet respectful tribute, we urge you to stay up to 2:05 or so for the vocal breakdown which breaks and downs like a real breakdown.
This is an 8-bit prophecy of my end.
Every day, twice a day, this nearly happens to me.

