dogmatic statement

A restaurant, the name of which is formed by making a possessive out of a noun not traditionally used as a given name, but which is descriptive or evocative of the restaurant’s food or entertainment or the ethnic group which produces said food, will be a bad restaurant. Examples: Chili’s, TGI Friday’s, Taquito’s. Corollary: A restaurant named similarly but with a plural instead of a possessive will be more expensive and marginally better, but rarely worth it. Examples: Plums, Scallions, Tapas. Second corollary: Any business named in the former naming category is sure to be an unpleasant franchise and should be avoided. Example: Tire’s Warehouse.

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I am a man of mystery, a man of secrets. I was born on the misty shores of North haverbrock. I learned the art of off shore fishing. I learned it well. Like the cat, I am a man of voloptutious delights. I enjoy a good book under a fire light or dancing in the full moon in my magical thong letting the powers of nature work their magic through me for I am merely a conduit. Is my story true? No, but it creates an interesting image. I do enjoy a good read though. Fantasy is, as you might imagine from my fanciful name, my balliwick. I like music of all kinds but in particular I do enjoy the mystical heavy metal musings of Dio and the magical offerings of Blind Guardian and their power metal ilk. Other than that there is not much more to say.

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