myspace sockpuppets

They’re so boring!

When I look to see who’s close to my zip code, the view is clogged with people alleging themselves to be characters on “The O.C.” How original.

Here’s something funnier. When I browse by people who attended UCLA when I did, which should be a much smaller group on myspace at my age, I get… Jack Bauer, protagonist of “24.”

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING FOR ON THE INTERNET TONIGHT

ignatz: metaspy

pea: ignatz: bit torrent; coke rat urine leptospirosis; orangeville il interior design; reseller; futsal tournament videos; subaru impreza; grover air horns; romeo and juliet facts; cost of living in sicily; larnelle harris a mighty fortress

Worst. Coke. EVER.
“Grover air horns” sounds like a top 10 Muppets sketch to me.
Someone has Shakespeare homework due.
I am very frightened to look up who “Larnelle Harris” is. You do it.

mysplaw

I found all kinds of old punks and local nonsense on myspace. Good: stuff about the Cuckoo’s Nest. Bad: an entire myspace group for the Del Taco at Newport & 17th where the straight edge kids brawl.

I won’t even get into the Teen Landmark Forum or the group for the Mormon Temple. I also failed to join various Party Elites, so I won’t be experiencing chill events, happening parties, and hitting the most awesome bars on select nights.