There’s donuts in the wind tonight.

The imbessuls are closing at 7 pm tonight for reasons that are hard to explain. I will be at ruba after 7 most likely.

I have a PRESENT for you.

Please meet me at your convenience.

Hugs,

Substitute

NO.

I declare jihad upon velour track suits.

The O.C. It’s not mostly range rovers and bikinis. It’s

IT IS NO LONGER 1978. THAT IS ALL.

Jesus I think I just saw a 12 year old on a Crass shirt here at the mall.

The source has eluded public health investigators. Possible suspects have ranged from employee hygiene and contaminated green onions to lack of a back-flow prevention device on a hose attached to a kitchen sick.

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also:

Hepatitis is the talk of Beaver County, said Terri Piper, owner of Cigars and More and Under the Gun Tattoos in New Brighton.