Contract analysis/LotR combo fantastico.

From MetaFilter.

A year later it turned out he had Alzheimer’s the whole time. They kept giving us all this awful food. I wanted to see what was in the bag just out of curiosity. No, I was the one who was admiring his ass. She’s married still and I think she takes it seriously. The backpack is seriously bigger than she is. I’m all about a good zombie game. I had a good visit with your mom, and I lent her some books that I think are very mind expanding. When did two hours become a long time? She called up and the first thing she said was “you have sharp knives!” One of the two of us is being a real pill. I hoped it was some kind of radical feminist thing, darn. They’re sweet enough that you can cook them without peeling which is a huge plus.

I didn’t say I was reasonable, just that I’d be honest.

NO.

Hugs,

ignatz

I HAVE SOME HOLIDAY TOGETHERNESS UP ME AND A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CHEER AND GOOD TIDINGS AND THERE’S SERIOUSLY A LOT OF MEAT PURCHASING LATELY AND IT’S ALL PRETTY MUCH CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES HERE AND I WANT CHEETOS AND BLOWJOBS!!!!

ALSO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF SOMEONE WOULD TURN OFF THE PEABO BRYSON CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

The PBD Dance! (Quicktime, 740K streaming).

I was unable to get sound to work on it because of various technical problems involving MPEG1 audio decoding and the fixed aspect ratio in iMovie (geeksnort noises).

eyeteeth pointed out something about the Starbucks logo last week.

It’s Michael Jackson.

Well, actually it’s O.C. Lawyer, but the way the type is set..

While searching the interweb for the picture of Eugene Ionesco that I used for this usericon, I was happily aghast to see that my third page of results contained a picture of John Tesh.

Couteau. Cou-teau. Cou-TEAU. COUTEAU!!!!

I have now received the third identical health benefits I.D. card for work. It’s nice that the change in plans is being handled well enough that we get our I.D. cards before the start of the year, but getting three of them makes me nervous.

I also just got my traffic ticket information. $189 (with traffic school) for a U-turn. Ouch.

eHarmony just matched me with four completely impossible people. Are there that many dental hygienists and H.R. admins named LaVonda or Morianna who have a zest for life and three kids and need a sugar daddy, like, NOW? And is there something our nation’s military could do about this?

If we actually make it out of the D’s parking lot in time I should be down at the Christmas Boat Parade tonight, which makes for good photo ops at least.

I’m depressed.

The term “profane”, used with respect to language, includes the words “shit”, “piss”, “fuck”, “cunt”, “asshole”, and the phrases “cock sucker”, “mother fucker”, and “ass hole”, compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms)

Government at work, folks.