He just wants talk-talk with the soft skin. I just looked right at the guy and said “Creepy! CREEPY!” until he left. You’ll find most people agree with my ideas given enough time, given enough time. She’s still in PTSD from walking in on him in the bathroom. He took the plugs out and his ears looked like.. you know.. GIRL PARTS. That ain’t Jamaican. I’ve been there and it’s FRENCH. F R E N C H.

Look, i’m 93 years old and he just said to get the water pill. It’s a terrible mistake to be stoic in that situation, and more people should complain, truly. I had a few friends who were into the Kennedy conspiracy thing, but no lizards or anything. Your instructions were very complete but each step had at least one mistake in it, so it was basically negatively useful.

I’d be happy
To be Jackie
I’d be happy
To be Jackie

Play ball!

I just like saying “large, heavy latex balls” myself.

Courtesy hepkitten we have Local News in Action:

And that’s not all you get..

THE GRAPES OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s hard being a conservative in Massachusetts, I bet. But this man has clearly snapped.

http://www.coggeshellforcongress.com/conservitivering.html

The aforementioned 60 year old couple were captured on video by bruisedhips and this document is yours to experience at http://www.masculinehygiene.com/rocky.html

Note 1: The first part is the good bit. The rest is mostly just my friends dancing.

Note 2: This is in fact a video of people doing karaoke. You have been warned.

Note 3: If you have phat bandwidth and the embedded page above makes you sad, you can download it at http://www.masculinehygiene.com/timewarp.mov but it is 30M so don’t have your entire office do that or I’ll rip your effin’ lungs out.

ignatz: we are both WATER DRINKERS!!!1!! omg
fimmtiu: Someone should make a LiveJournal community!
ignatz: actually
ignatz: that could be pretty good.
ignatz: we could have flamewars about bottled water
ignatz: a water FAQ
fimmtiu: Too bad. I own the copyright to the idea.
ignatz: 😦
fimmtiu: We can negotiate a settlement for licencing a LiveJournal community, though.
ignatz: I am going to make a rival community called H2Ocrew and fight you
fimmtiu: (restraining order, lj_biz whines)
ignatz: (ljdrama.org, icon theft, goodbye my intarnet friends forevar, new journal with same IP and hostmask)

Hey, everyone, Bob’s here!

And other terrible things within.

Found via Google Ad, yet another set of people who are making fun of my religion without knowing it:

http://www.christianityfreebies.com/

Rent great movies without the garbage!

Work from home and provide Christians with Dental Care!

I guess the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, and “other” can all watch naughty movies as their teeth fall out.

Does anyone know why “Sancho” means the Other Guy? Specifically, the man who takes advantage of your time in jail to get it on with your girlfriend or wife?

My only association with that name is Cervantes, and I don’t recall Sancho Panza being a dangerous ladies’ man, but it’s been years since I read it.