bruisedhips tries for that “Annoying Girl at the Show” hair and gets herself into a supermuddle:

At the Ralphs market:

“Et tu Caesar Salad Kit”

Nice red Italian dressing I assume. Brut.

Kim gets another broadcast email from the Calvary Chapel nut. This one is far “better”, including various rants against Mexicans, homosexuals, black people, and many specific people at the church. Note that the terror perpetrated against him is equivalent to Pearl Harbor *and* 9/11.

Poor Chuck.

http://www.christiananime.net/

what

I..

LOOK FOLKS FOR THE 50TH TIME NO NUDITY. ALSO WE SCREWED UP OUR DOMAIN. ALSO THERE’S NO REASON FOR OUR EXISTENCE.

Reading the Times I find that there is a center here locally for the study of the Shroud of Turin. And by “study” I mean obsessively cultish reverence.

Times story is here.

Bethya is a superstar and made amazing food, including but not limited to: real fried chicken, fried green tomatoes, biscuits, green beans, other nongreen beans, corn, and about 37 kinds of pie. I indulged myself as much as I can without, you know, dying.

Les gave me some 21 year old single malt Scotch that he inexplicably doesn’t like. I SURE DO!

South Orange County really is Stepford. Creepy.

In the middle of the party I had to log on because sports news wasn’t updating. Boy, that was annoying.

Gals: Kenn is okay with the size thing but he’s nervous about strap-ons. Look I’m just the messenger here, okay?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040527/photos_od_afp/040527171046_nut7zhep_photo0&e=7&ncid=1778

HERE IS A PICTURE OF A SHIP. A SHIP IS WITH A NAVY! THERE MIGHT BE A GHOST IN A NAVY THING. THERE’S SOME GUYS GOING TO GO LOOK FOR A GHOST IN THE NAVY THING. SO HERE’S A PICTURE OF A SHIP! THE NAVY HAS LOTS AND LOTS OF SHIP THINGS. THERE ARE MAYBE SOME GHOSTS IN THE SHIP THINGS TOO BUT THE GUYS ARE GONNA LOOK FOR A GHOST IN THE NAVY BASE WHICH ISN’T THE SHIP. BUT THIS IS A SHIP AND NOT THE BASE OR THE GHOSTS.

I WORK AT YAHOO! NEWS AND MY HEAD IS SO FAR UP MY ASS THAT I CAN SEE LAST NIGHT’S DINNER. THIS IS THE “NEWS”.

ANYWAY OFF TO FIND MY BONG!!

The jacaranda explosion was especially beautiful this year.

and a few more

Due to jacarandas, it’s raining little purple flowers outside my front door.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/05/28/love.patent.ap/index.html

Fawning story. Doesn’t mention eHarmony’s anti-gay policy, their fundamentalist political agenda, or the fact that they provided me with an endless series of boring, life-hating women with dead end lives who wanted a sugar daddy and a big-screen TV.

Dr. Neil Clark Warren can suck it.