The #1 song on my date of birth was “Mr. Lonely” by Bobby Vinton.

Most depressing LJ pseudomeme ever.

TO FIRE UP MY INTERSTELLAR BEBOP DRIVE AND CIRCUMBOBBLEHEAD THE ZORTIVERSE. I THINK I’LL SLINGSHOT AROUND PLANET X AND GO JAM WITH MY FRIEND progolfottawa.

SPACE IS THE PLACE, Y’ALL.

IgnatzMous: i’m somewhat sweaty and there’s a warm cat on me.
Odradak: Sans the cat, but same here.
IgnatzMous: “Sans the cat”, the hilarious new sitcom starring Schrodinger and his wacky cat who may or may not be there.
Odradak: At the end of every episode somebody destroys a box in some hilarious way.
IgnatzMous: MWAP MWAP MWAAAAAAH

http://www.therevealer.org/archives/timely_000388.php straight outa OC, our hero becomes disillusioned..

http://www.sharif.org.uk/men.htm#9 and finds radical islam on AOL?

I mean, okay. Demonic heavy metal and a messy room causes problems with the folks. But don’t just download some jacked-up extremist religion along with your Art Update and the New Dialin Numbers. Doesn’t anyone go to the library anymore? Couldn’t he have just gone to the old Keyword: NAUVOO and become an annoying mormon? Or an AOL Community Leader? Or just chatted with teens?

http://www.jirirezac.com/stories/shipbreakers/index.htm

the1withtheeyes is like, good at art and stuff.

proof is here.

Other shots of patio characters are in

Tonight I got a sandwich and fries at Wendy’s, which was gross but convenient (next to D’s).

There was this vaguely emo looking kid hanging around inside flipping his Zippo as I got my food and left. It was soon apparent that he was the friend or boyfriend of one of the employees who went on smoke break to talk to him.

He overheard us internerding about and yelled over something about “do you have stairs in your house?”

Of course we responded that pushing is the answer and that Grandma is safe at the bottom of the stairs. He broke out in the biggest smile ever and said NO WAY!! He was so happy that there were other internerds.

As he left he said “Glad to meet you! My forum name is Lowtax!”

I love my iPod. It shields me from Crazy Visor Guy. He trapped some friendly woman today and was airhorning in her face about LISTENING TO PRINCESS DIANA AND THE OTHER GOOD PEOPLE. I assume he was talking about Chemtrails or fluoride in the water or something. Poor bastard.

In conclusion, this guy needs a date.

Chocolate.

but I am so dancing on ronnie reagan’s grave right now

he was everything i didn’t want my country to be, and we’re still stuck with his ideas.

rot, reagan, rot.