Italo Beavisucci not available for comment.

Influenza is not recommended. I sleep for 4 hours, then I’m awake and bored for 2, then I’m sleepy again. It’s like infancy but without the friendly people handing me bottles of milk. Hope this BS ends soon.

On the Village Hat Shop website, one of their hats’ sizing is listed as: ”Available size: One size fist most.” Ow.

For some reason being ill causes my anxiety to build. I haven’t just screwed up something at work, I’m incompetent and will be fired. I’m not just running lower on cash than I should be, I’m bankrupt and totally screwed. Etc.

Hot and Sour Soup helped, even the mediocre version from Pickup Stix.

My scary skinhead boots arrived. Maybe I’ll go find an emo kid this weekend and curbstomp him. That should feel better.

There is some shit I will not eat.

NO.

Not again. Please. I beg of you…

From metafilter, we have The Dolmette, an unusual motorcycle.

Two gems of sentences from today:

1. Michael Donaldson, aka Q-Burns Abstract Message, may well be the hardest working man in funktronica.
2. Clever tees benefiting “Downtown For Democracy,” a political advocacy group comprised largely of hipsters.

I realize that we don’t necessarily need Leisuretown as long as these guys keep going.

These guys put out reissues of 80s new wave stuff. They’ve got a nice selection. Cheese is made from milk.

http://ignatz.friendtest.com/

Subject: Glasscock Hot Alert, VCSC Going To Be HUGE,skfdtr

Turns out it was just stock hype. I was hoping for something more titillating.

I found out why I was feeling so crappy and sleeping so much! I have a cold! It just didn’t start the way it usually does with me.

Of course it might be TEH 1918 FLU OMG AAAAAA AAAAAAAA but probably just a cold.

So you can all relax, as long as you don’t think about the Jumbo Flying Squid that are invading the Pacific Northwest, or about Peak Oil or the evil doll girl who is watching you from the air vent.