Emergency dispatchers get to deal with everything: murder, rape, fires, heart attacks, robberies, hysterical victims, and… sociopathic soccer moms.
Orange County Sheriffs Office 911 call, San Clemente (2.4M .wma file).
All units 10-3 your traffic until further notice, Code Burger in San Clemente, repeat Code Burger…
I just got an MLM spam in babelfished French. Best quotes:
Comment employer “win-win” strategique pour votre success est virtually guaranteed par les associations avec mille d’autres vendeurs onlines.
Troisieme: The USA TODAY a reporte que 170,000 hommes nous ajoutent chaque 24 heures. Beacoup des hommes intelligents deviennent riches a l’aide de l’Internet. C’est un commencement!
D. Kukkee du Canada dit que sa vie change quand il comprend la simplicite du process automatique proposant par FrancePay Powerline systeme. Mon reve est realite. Merci beacoup a FrancePay.
At least where I live, the wealthy children of the middle class have embraced rockabilly “white trash” style, big tattoos, 1961 tough guy facial hair, pimp and hooker and stripper outfits, and chopped fifties cars now pretty much totally. From a subculture it has become the culture for late teen/early 20s kids with money who want to annoy their parents.
It probably works pretty well. I ran across a nude and tattooed picture of a FOAF on myspace and after my initial appreciation for the arrangement of the pixels I thought “wow.. I wonder what her dad is drinking if he knows about this?”
The last time I can remember rockabilly/greaser culture being the dominant one around here was in 1981 or so, when we were waging little wars under an aw-shucks brylcreemed president.. hey! Now I don’t have to ask any of you to deconstruct this!
March onwards, freedom hookers and victory pimps!
These are our current bullet points and talking points. Let’s all remember to stay on message and keep focused as we move ahead. Key issues for this month are:
If they get probation it’s The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll all over again, though.
Chicago poet turns out to be Massachusetts murderer.
And gets a date.. or something.
iPods + lonely Irish people + internet = WHAT?
According to email I just received from Mazda USA, the new Mazdaspeed 6 rewards all my senses.
Beefy thirtyish goateed office guys at next table bitching about sports. Dominant silverback announces the he prefers sports to arguing, questions “are we getting rid of hockey?”
Two minutes later he declares, dead serious: “I wonder when they’ll do a reality show about us? It’d be better than most of them.”
His followers nod and agree through fry-filled mouths.
The latest from the DEA’s “Microgram” site not only details more bizarre ways of hiding drugs, but also has a handy guide to meth myths.
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0205/mg0205.html
“There are no chemicals in Pepto-Bismol® that are useful in methamphetamine production.”
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