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WHERE’S MY BLACK BAG?

Tupelo Chain Sex blasted loud, dirty, funny, sexy, and party party party. I miss them. They’re generally forgotten. I played them a lot on college radio. Listening to them is like being forcibly dragged on a bar crawl in Hollywood. I salute you, madmen of the past.

Important Bulleted Update

Once again it’s time to review our talking points, goals, warnings, key initiatives, and do-its. It’s more important than ever to keep a laser-like focus on our bullet points and remain at a nose-to-grindstone status. Below are some non-negotiable items from the 100,000 foot level:

  • Steroid and doping scandals in scrapbooking: zero tolerance.
  • Compulsory mark-to-market pricing of school lunches.
  • Can “green jobs” truly be color-blind?
  • The war on Secretaries’ Day
  • Our national parks: boondoggle, or force majeure?
  • Punitive tariffs on boy bands
  • Flossing: another liberal lie?

If you have any questions or comments please don’t hesitate to contact me directly. My door is always open.