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I PUT ASCII CATS AND CHOCOLATE-RELATED INSPIRATIONAL SNIPPETS IN MY SIG !!

torgo_x is a superstar and found somewhere in the search cache a file of all the Leisuretown oneliners. This is why he is going to his own personal Heaven, while we strum harps and praise him.

the late 20th century in bitter oneliners

AAARGH PLOP… …ON ICE!

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DEAR JAPANESE PEOPLE

More Octopus! TV Show for Japanese Kids includes wacky slapstick skits about the oppression of the workers, dictatorship, torture, the dangers of digging up unexploded bombs, and voodoo!

It’s sort of a Japanese Krazy Kat too: both the octopus and the peanut are in love with the walrus. You know.

WFMU has more and the videos at this link

Egyptian

I still would really like to go to the Egyptian Mummy Stuff exhibit at the Bowers Museum. Anyone local interested?

generic public update

Hi everybody. This is what’s going on lately. I don’t see a lot of you in person and some of you not at all, and a lot of people don’t log in, or read this by RSS. So, general update on public entry.

My car broke. It needed a new transmission. The Honda Corporation unexpectedly replaced the entire transmission for free because the broken 3rd gear clutch pack is a known problem on the ’01 CL and they extended the warranty. Thank you Honda Corporation for being stand-up folks and eating a $3000 repair job.

I’ve been reading about Buddhism lately. Not so much the religion with 72 hells and a thousand saints and lots of gold leaf, but the daily practice of it. It’s fascinating to me once again, although I’m completely unable to practice meditation. It’s just interesting to learn more about.

I’m still doing neurofeedback and EMDR. I am not happy with my progress and I do not have a good feeling about the future. I am frequently irritable, withdrawn, distractable, and deeply depressed. I apologize to anyone bothered by my behavior. Most of what I am working on is an attempt to fix relationships, and I have not been very successful. I wish there was not a barrier between me and everyone else, because I like other people a lot.

I hope all of you are well and I miss seeing you in person.

neko whoof

Thanks to mr_flippant for finding this blog entry with two amazing video clips of Neko Case playing live.

Holy crap that voice. It’s SO HUGE. Why won’t she come back here and play with more than 30 seconds notice at a real venue? Hrmpfh.

Eating another human is a behavioral disturb

And this just in via random email:

From: ee@mhpea.org
Subject: drinkme
Date: March 14, 2006 4:03:24 AM PST
To: studylink@msd.govt.nz, stuesses@csr.nih.gov, stulife@msu.edu, stulife@southsuburbancollege.edu, stunkard@mail.med.upenn.edu, stuparlm@upmc.edu, sturchb@savstate.edu, and 92 more…

A conduct can be pathological or non pathological (phisiological), no
external or middle case is expected. 90% of the people who killed a parent
is declared mentally healthful, this means: non pathological conduct,
phisiological conduct (genetic or non genetic), good doctor, not vector of
behavioral or anatomical suffering.

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THE DARKNESS CALLS YOU

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Area Judge Concerned About Dictatorship

Well, Sandy, you should have done something when you had a chance.

She’s right that dictatorial changes and neofascist movements often start with things like strongarming judges. Unfortunately, she’s also right that tolerating the beginning of this process leads to the end. If she’d kept doing her job and not quit, maybe we’d be less screwed, Eh, Sandy?