“The Brass Rail in Kansas and the Rusty Nail in Iowa were two of the many bars which witnessed the flipping of bottles, cocktail style.”

Have another beer with Chewie, Jimmy.

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040102_632.html

“The names of six passengers were similar to those of terrorist suspects provided by the FBI, prompting the French government to halt the flights, the official said on condition of anonymity.

Pierre Debue, director of the French border police, said one name on the list turned out to be that of a 5-year-old child. The Wall Street Journal on Friday said two other suspected terrorists turned out to be an elderly Chinese woman and a Welsh insurance agent.”

Tuttle? Buttle?

Courtesy acb: A russian expat journal presents the darkest shade of black humor. Enjoy the bitters: http://exile.ru/181/181010100.html

Three friends, a digital photo, a painting, a photo of the painting, a digital painting photo painting thing, all over night.

Comic book guy lives.

http://iggy.fringehead.org/album/ny2004

BC is James Dean; Dasan cutest kid ever; bruisedhips disapproves of my photography; holy family includes Spongebob video game; friendly_bandit is happy with his girlfriend; Steve is still fuzzy.

Happy thing, all.

Corporate Anthem Hits the Big Time in Japan

Maybe we can mix up “Asera Everywhere” or “HP Services Teaming Up” for the club kids. This thing sounds more like the power rangers theme.

The late-entering winner for this year’s best phrase from the news for self-writing satire is:

Faith-Based Prison.

Pass the Victory Gin, I have a headache.

Dear The Music Industry:

NO.

Love,

ignatz