Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Fairly woozy day due to various medical adjustments, but it’s getting better. It’s strange feeling sleepy and wired simultaneously as if I had had five Irish coffees.

Scooterboy/Beard & Glasses has been getting more ominous lately. He looms about the patio, drifting from table to table, and occasionally making a desperate play for a woman a third his age. He sits with Crazy Bible Mike or the Cigar Crew or the Graying into Madness Guys, and sometimes with One-Legged Tom. Or with anyone who’ll put up with him. Even Bible Mike is starting to seem more stable. The day he actually touches someone under 18 he is so arrested.

If anyone knows if a good sysadmin gig in Southern California, I’ve got a friend who needs one. Something exploded.

If anyone knows of a good cheap apartment in Costa Mesa, I’ve got another friend who needs one of those. Something else exploded.

I have a Goth Plant in my back yard.

See the girl in the TV dressed in a bikini
She doesn’t think so but she’s dressed for the H-Bomb
FOR THE H-BOMB

o/~ don’t stop me o/~

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/news/nation/8542821.htm?1c

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/19700.htm/

edit: stimps: ignatz: it’s like let’s make a SQUIRMING PINK DEAL

He just wants talk-talk with the soft skin. I just looked right at the guy and said “Creepy! CREEPY!” until he left. You’ll find most people agree with my ideas given enough time, given enough time. She’s still in PTSD from walking in on him in the bathroom. He took the plugs out and his ears looked like.. you know.. GIRL PARTS. That ain’t Jamaican. I’ve been there and it’s FRENCH. F R E N C H.

Look, i’m 93 years old and he just said to get the water pill. It’s a terrible mistake to be stoic in that situation, and more people should complain, truly. I had a few friends who were into the Kennedy conspiracy thing, but no lizards or anything. Your instructions were very complete but each step had at least one mistake in it, so it was basically negatively useful.

I’d be happy
To be Jackie
I’d be happy
To be Jackie

Play ball!

I just like saying “large, heavy latex balls” myself.

Courtesy hepkitten we have Local News in Action:

And that’s not all you get..

THE GRAPES OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s hard being a conservative in Massachusetts, I bet. But this man has clearly snapped.

http://www.coggeshellforcongress.com/conservitivering.html

The aforementioned 60 year old couple were captured on video by bruisedhips and this document is yours to experience at http://www.masculinehygiene.com/rocky.html

Note 1: The first part is the good bit. The rest is mostly just my friends dancing.

Note 2: This is in fact a video of people doing karaoke. You have been warned.

Note 3: If you have phat bandwidth and the embedded page above makes you sad, you can download it at http://www.masculinehygiene.com/timewarp.mov but it is 30M so don’t have your entire office do that or I’ll rip your effin’ lungs out.

ignatz: we are both WATER DRINKERS!!!1!! omg
fimmtiu: Someone should make a LiveJournal community!
ignatz: actually
ignatz: that could be pretty good.
ignatz: we could have flamewars about bottled water
ignatz: a water FAQ
fimmtiu: Too bad. I own the copyright to the idea.
ignatz: 😦
fimmtiu: We can negotiate a settlement for licencing a LiveJournal community, though.
ignatz: I am going to make a rival community called H2Ocrew and fight you
fimmtiu: (restraining order, lj_biz whines)
ignatz: (ljdrama.org, icon theft, goodbye my intarnet friends forevar, new journal with same IP and hostmask)