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From: “Seventth Day Adventist Believers”
Date: August 26, 2004 10:32:19 AM PDT
Subject: [SPAM] *THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY THE LAW OF GOD. DANIEL 7.25 wew YECWYOBKPK
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Content preview: THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY
THE LAW OF GOD. DANIEL 7.25 SUNDAY IS THE DAY OF THE ROMAN
BEAST(PAPACY), SABATH 7TH DAY IS GOD´S TRUE REST DAY. EX. 20:8-11
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST DOCTRINE […]
Barbecue accessory.. of GOR!
Meat slave! You will take my mark.
trinnit discovered this phenomenon through NASCAR “accessories”.
texasirons.com will make custom ones. I wonder if I could get a swastika or a pentacle with satanic goat head?
YOW!! I’m EXPRESSING my CONSUMER IDENTITY through SCORCH MARKS on my FOOD!!!
The ghost of Cecil Rhodes
The politician’s son and his disreputable friends haven’t read enough great literature from 100 years ago to know what this kind of hubris brings.
I paint what I see, child.
My high school classmate Tom Payne, whom I haven’t seen in forever, does art. Oils, pen and ink. He worked at various video game companies in the 90s, also.
He’s really good, I think.
Behold the abundance of the LORD
Flat broke? yup.
Checking account? $141.70 with pending bounces
My fault? entirely. poor planning and mistakes.
Saved? Yes. By a surprise bonus from my employer for our latest burst of frenetic activity.
Amount? What was needed to save my butt, almost exactly.
Department of Self-Writing Punchlines
Thank you, and good night. I am now going to drive to Los Angeles in heavy traffic.
technology companies redux (lower case)
given an efficient and reliable engineering process, marketers will demand features until the process becomes unworkable and key people leave in disgust. these people will be replaced with cheaper employees who will not understand anything. at this point a stable state ensues in which marketers are unsatisfied with progress and engineers are sleepless. the end
Vikings respond to attorneys
Plinths, absinthe, or terebinths: no one rides for free.
- Today, Tamara and I were sitting at D’s and two annoying people were there and Annoying Woman said to Annoying Man “Hey! Come to my car! There’s something I’ve been meaning to give you for 2 and a half years!” And I murmured “blowjob” and she murmured “herpes” but they didn’t hear us. The end.
- I made chicken + eggplant + sweet pepper stirfry with spicy peanut sauce and poppy seeds tonight and it was damned good.
- Overheard on the patio, for the millionth time: “If you did that, let me tell you, you’d make a lot of money. You just have to have the right idea at the right time.”
- She’ll be someone else’s baby, and I’ll be underground / The next time round.
- When I was a kid my mother would sometimes put tuna on toast and pour Campbell’s Golden Mushroom Soup over it. I am nostalgic for this. I am not nostalgic for the spaghetti I was served by the Newport-Mesa Unified School District’s cafeterias, which had some really nasty sweet red sauce on it.
- Full fathom five my OS X CD lies, apparently.
something tells you that you’ve got to get away from it
