I used to work for a horrible comedy website designed for humorless frat boys. It was mostly like this. The addition here of a fraudulent “claim you product” ad is pretty special.
Author: substitute

45 megabytes of what the
http://www.ninjatune.net/hexstatic/videos/apache.mov
Swedish Danish… something or other… help…
edit: This is Tommy Seebach and the Seebach Band, from 1977, doing “Apache/Bubblesex”.
He was The King of Danish Eurovision.
It’s hard to believe the same people were, you know, Vikings.
Next in the series
..of headlines that say “Someone had a worse day than I”
City fears return of 50mph river of fire
I think that’s getting close to the previous winner, which was “Floods Hit Somali Lepers”.
Filipino pirate, or post-ironic hipster?
Holy shit.
The Japanese have built a real live national full size Quake Map. Amazing photography. Via boing.
The old lie
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
Courtesy my future ex-wife, Heather Havrilesky
And her lovely Rabbit Blog, here’s a shirt that a number of my friends (Kate? Stimpy?) are going to enjoy, I think.
Attention Orange County Hipster Hunters
We could do this at Detroit Bar very easily: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hepkitten/373567.html?style=mine
In fact, that’s basically what Liam and I did the last time I was there. Only I think he was one of them! Damn Parliament cigs.
Blue Öyster Dogma
The live version of “Don’t Fear The Reaper” on Career of Evil is the canonical version of the song.
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