You Were Wearing

You were wearing your Edgar Allan Poe printed cotton blouse.
In each divided up square of the blouse was a picture of Edgar Allan Poe.
Your hair was blonde and you were cute. You asked me,
 "Do most boys think that most girls are bad?"
I smelled the mould of your seaside resort hotel bedroom on your hair
 held in place by a John Greenleaf Whittier clip.
"No," I said, "it's girls who think that boys are bad."
 Then we read Snowbound together
And ran around in an attic, so that a little of the blue enamel was
 scraped off my George Washington, Father of His Country, shoes.

Mother was walking in the living room, her Strauss Waltzes comb in
 her hair.
We waited for a time and then joined her, only to be served tea in cups
 painted with pictures of Herman Melville
As well as with illustrations from his book Moby Dick and from his
 novella, Benito Cereno.
Father came in wearing his Dick Tracy necktie: "How about a
 drink, everyone?"
I said, "Let's go outside a while." Then we went onto the porch and
 sat on the Abraham Lincoln swing.
You sat on the eyes, mouth, and beard part, and I sat on the knees.
In the yard across the street we saw a snowman holding a garbage can lid
 smashed into a likeness of the mad English king, George the Third. 

— Kenneth Koch

Burrito lockdown! Burrito lockdown! Burrito lockdown!

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

“I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry,” school Principal Diana Russell said.

The terror of the tasty treat

Dale Earnhardt was an asshole.

Just what we needed. A truck for all those guys who like to tailgate and be complete dicks in their overpowered, oversized shiny trucks with nothing in the bed. A truck for those guys who like to do burnouts in vehicles supposedly intended for hauling. A truck for those guys who sit in a cubicle being bureaucratically shitty to their underlings all day and think of themselves as a cross between Walker, Texas Ranger and David Lee Roth.

The Intimidator is here.

Once again pbd is right. At least in Southern California car culture, the Silverado is the truck of That Guy.

Also, Mullah Omar’s copy of “Harriet the Spy” is 438 days overdue.

Congress Pressed to Renew Library-Search Powers

By Alan Elsner
Thu Apr 28, 7:07 PM ET

Congress must keep U.S. libraries from becoming terrorist “havens” by renewing legislation that allows authorities to seize library and bookstore records, Bush administration officials testified on Thursday.

“Libraries should not be carved out as safe havens for terrorists and spies. We know for a fact that terrorists and spies use public libraries,” said Ken Wainstein, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.

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Back from the Vet

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Back from the Vet, originally uploaded by conradh.

She’s walking funny on a bandaged paw, and likes to hide in the linen closet a lot so far, but she is her usual friendly self. It remains to be seen whether she just had a really nasty bout of gastritis or is in a fatal decline from kidney disease.