In the adult bookstore (why do they still call it that?) near me there are many, many pornographic videos.
They are all intended for straight men. Men having sex with women, women having sex with women in order to please men, and varieties of kink for straight men.
There is one section of the videos that is not straight pornography. Can you guess what it is?
Yes, it’s the Multiple Martial Arts section. Shaven, tattoed shirtless men with tight bodies writhing together and beating each other brutally.
Is it hot in this closet or is it just you?
WHAT? LOL
I would have guessed anything BUT.
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They just need a video of the definitely non-homo-erotic turkish oil wrestling. Where very, very,straight, manly turkish men don leather pants and oil themselves up and wrestle until one not at all latent homosexual man grabs the balls of the other not at all afraid of his feelings towards men’s balls in a completely, absolutely not homo-erotic way.
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My husband got a turkish massage. He said they beat the shit out of him and threw him around the room.
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“They are all intended for straight men.”
One imagines that your local Queer Nation chapter shops on the Internet like the rest of us.
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I think I worded this wrong somehow. The hilarity isn’t getting through.
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Yum yum!
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