Team,
As we approach the election, it’s time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it’s essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we’re stressing:
- Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers
- Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores
- Offshore polygamous slush funds
- The ague and the grippe: how can government help?
- “Critical Mass” bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire
- Slurpee dilution: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?
- Outrage fatigue fatigue
- Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs.
I know it’s hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!
Be My Blog 
And now for the public radio version!
Talking Points Update: PLEASE READ!!!
Comrades,
As we approach the election, it’s time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it’s essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we’re stressing:
Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers in Chicago’s black community
Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores in the black community
Offshore polygamous slush funds and their impact on Los Angeles’ Hispanic community
The ague and the grippe: two African-American scourges. How can government help?
“Critical Mass” bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire
Slurpee dilution in South Los Angeles: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?
Outrage fatigue fatigue in Koreatown
Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs in the black community
I know it’s hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!
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There are times when I think you may not entirely be getting my message!
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I am sorry, but us corporate monkey type people have trouble with talking points like yours, because they use big words. I mean a word like infiltration has like 4 or 5 syllables alone.
Could you please dummy down your message for me?
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