Please observe and employ the facial hairstyle of the future:
Thank you, Spence. I know my future now. The link above contains a detailed manual for the beardstyle every tasteful man will soon be wearing.
GENTLEMEN! THE CHIN STRAP!
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All the munge of the neckbeard without the class of the goatee.
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Chin straps are okay. According to the Pharcyde, they are NOT okay when combined with Afros.
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Eat your heart out, Abe Lincoln!
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No.
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