I only guess something that uses the patio because I imagine the property owners are going to charge rent based on the size including the patio. Who knows about the actually good part though.
Koffee & Korndog. By korndog, we mean korn chewed by real navajo puppies; Korndogs extruded in the northward feng shui record so you don’t snarf any mustard, and only containing free range Bisonette… it’s better than Beefalo! Also, 6 kinds of mustard and relish made by our special ancient kitchen staff of the damned… if any one of these ladies is under 90, they’re out (weather permitting)!!
HASTUR’S BAGELS AND SOUL EMPORIUM
And when I say “the unknown and the unknowable” I mean that in the most Lovecraftian of senses.
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I only guess something that uses the patio because I imagine the property owners are going to charge rent based on the size including the patio. Who knows about the actually good part though.
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I am REALLY hoping for another Jiffy Lube.
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I read this and got mad at Starbucks.
That was an unexpected reaction. Weird.
It’s gonna be a sex shop.
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I was under the impression that the whole property is irreparably fucked structurally. Did it actually get fixed?
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Cookie jar store
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No, we’re going for a niche market:
Cookie jar lid store.
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Koffee & Korndog. By korndog, we mean korn chewed by real navajo puppies; Korndogs extruded in the northward feng shui record so you don’t snarf any mustard, and only containing free range Bisonette… it’s better than Beefalo! Also, 6 kinds of mustard and relish made by our special ancient kitchen staff of the damned… if any one of these ladies is under 90, they’re out (weather permitting)!!
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