I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME BOTULOTOXIN SHOT INTO MY SHOULDER AND NECK
AN INJECTION OF POISON SHOULD HELP
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It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME BOTULOTOXIN SHOT INTO MY SHOULDER AND NECK
Be My Blog 
Yay for deadly poison everybody dance!
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omgYaaaaaaypoiz0nz1!!11!
If there were any one thing that would get me to upgrade this account, it would be to have room for a Totentanz icon.
That, and a Tatertotentanz icon.
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You win big prizes for “tatertotentanz.”
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
etc
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To paralyze your nerves so they stop going “hey hey hey hey”?
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Obviously they are going to try to poison the toad (or small dwarf) that has taken up residence in your shoulder and is causing you all this pain. It all makes perfect sense…
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clearly you will have the most wrinkle-free shoulder in all of plastic paradise. all the mommies will be so jealous!
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the title made me LOL
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YOU ARE LIVING THE GOTH DREAM
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I think I saw that on an X-Files once. It didn’t work out too well for the victim.
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Your shoulder will never smile again. you fucking hollywood types are all the same!!!!!!! lol good luck
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THIS WON’T HURT A BIT JUST HOLD STILL AND
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Then, leeches.
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It makes delicious soup.
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My first reaction
Or else it gets the hose again!
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wow.
not like i ever doubted it, but the reminder that this is orange county’s answer to everything that ails a body is unsettling.
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Re: wow.
It’s actually one of the legit medical uses of the stuff. It’s also somehow used to fight migraine.
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At least your shoulder will never show signs of aging.
Also, hugs and I hope you feel better soon, c. Miss you
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